Congratulations! You found me, Christina Deng (i have no title lol, but follow me on insta @crhistin.a)! Have a meme!
You've obtained a filipino meme! (I can't believe I let her do this lmao; NOTE: Tubig is water in Tagalog)
Hint 5: Quotes of wisdom are key, but to him they do not matter. To find the fifth of seven, look near the person who gave this answer.